Most people are horrified by the violence in this movie the first time they see it, but not me.  I was far too desensitized by that point to be shocked.  No, not by video games.  It was the Disney Channel.  Thirty seconds of that crap and you’ve seen all the evil there is to see.

Oh, if you’re wondering what Alex is saying in the first panel, here’s the translation: “What are you doing?  Are you going to make me watch ultra-violent movies until I feel really ill in my head, stopping my filthy thoughts of sex and violence?”