Nov 23
This whole Twilight fad is crap. On a stick.
Not because of the legions of annoying girls. Honestly, good for them. Now they have something to be as excited about as us fanboys when movies like TDK and Iron Man come out.
Not because of the millions and millions of dollars the movies made despite their lack of quality. I’m not a big box-office worry wart, mainly because I have no control over it and it’s drive me crazy if I were.
What really gets me is that the supposed “vampires” in the film are so freakin’ lame. Vampires are supposed to have FANGS (at least retractable ones). Vampires are supposed to die if they go in the sun, not sparkle like they’re in a pridefest parade. Vampires are supposed to be badASS, not emo pusses. Where the hell is Blade when you need him? Now, those vampires were awesome.
The “New Moon” movie that just came out has werewolves, I guess what’s-her-face falls in love with one of them too. I haven’t read the books but I’m guessing that in the next movie she bangs Frankenstein and in the one after that she becomes Imhotep’s bitch.
*Sigh* When’s “Thor” in theaters?
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I second everything you just said. Except for Thor. Green Lantern all the way.
Oh, and I am a huge box office worry wart. Curse you, New Moon! The Dark Knight’s single day record should have been broken by a more worthy adversary!
OMG, that is too funny! Hope you do some more and also New Moon material.
I’m disgusted that New Moon did that well. I HATED the first movie.
HAHAHAHA I understood all those references! I second most of it. I do like the books, not because its a “vampire” story but it started out a good love story.. it had such a 13 year old ending though. Now a better “vampire” story is the Sookie Stackhouse collection, also known as the TrueBlood series on HBO. Seriously watch it, read it, love it! And then the “vampire” fad needs to end.
So the gnome fad can begin!!!
ahmen to that brother!
Your going to make me go see this New Moon movie with you, I just know it.
And it’s sad for me, because it’s about gay vampires and homo were-puppies and not a movie with nothing but NEW ass shots.
what the hell!!!!! team jacob and team edward yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously thats so funny….