This whole Twilight fad is crap. On a stick.
Not because of the legions of annoying girls. Honestly, good for them. Now they have something to be as excited about as us fanboys when movies like TDK and Iron Man come out.
Not because of the millions and millions of dollars the movies made despite their lack of quality. I’m not a big box-office worry wart, mainly because I have no control over it and it’s drive me crazy if I were.
What really gets me is that the supposed “vampires” in the film are so freakin’ lame. Vampires are supposed to have FANGS (at least retractable ones). Vampires are supposed to die if they go in the sun, not sparkle like they’re in a pridefest parade. Vampires are supposed to be badASS, not emo pusses. Where the hell is Blade when you need him? Now, those vampires were awesome.
The “New Moon” movie that just came out has werewolves, I guess what’s-her-face falls in love with one of them too. I haven’t read the books but I’m guessing that in the next movie she bangs Frankenstein and in the one after that she becomes Imhotep’s bitch.
*Sigh* When’s “Thor” in theaters?
