Jan 11
To all you trekkers out there: I’m sorry. Sometimes I even hate myself a little. This was by far my favorite movie of 2009.
But hey, it’s funny, I think. And we haven’t done a gay joke in forever, not since the Terminator strip (and that wasn’t really gay, just gay-ish). Just think of this as an alternate alternate reality. Wherein Spock Prime is a jerk.
… now that I think of it… I should’ve given Spock Prime a goatee. Dammit! Now I hate myself even more.
The funny thing is Zachary Quinto does play for my team.
It’s not easy to tell in his roles as Spock and Sylar, but look at some of the extras on the Star Trek video and you can see him letting out his inner girrrrrlllllll
Quinto is gay? Whoa, the irony! Or coincidence, or whatever.
If he read this strip, I wonder if he’d be offended by the stereotypical portrayal or if he’d laugh…
he’d probably Vulcan mind fuck you.
Not to be mean, but your teams kinda gay…oh wait, I meant kinda fabulous.
I thought you were a free agent, J. Zing!
I got the Star Trek DVD for Christmas, but it was the lame, non-special edition version that just has the movie and a blooper reel. I didn’t see any evidence of homo-erectus-ism, but that one outtake where Quinto accidentally adopts an Irish accent was hilarious.