To all you trekkers out there:  I’m sorry.  Sometimes I even hate myself a little.  This was by far my favorite movie of 2009.

But hey, it’s funny, I think.  And we haven’t done a gay joke in forever, not since the Terminator strip (and that wasn’t really gay, just gay-ish).  Just think of this as an alternate alternate reality.  Wherein Spock Prime is a jerk.

… now that I think of it… I should’ve given Spock Prime a goatee.  Dammit!  Now I hate myself even more.