Sorry for getting this one up late, people. But it’s still Monday, so that’s good!
When I set out to do an Empire Strikes Back joke, the first thought that popped into my head was the “Fuck you, DAD!!!” line from Reno 911. I was going to have Darth Vader try and convince Luke they should spend some quality time together. THEN, I thought what it would be like if Luke imagined Vader as a good father. THEN the image of two armless cats high-fiving each other from VGCats popped into my head. Mix ‘em all together and this is what you get.