I had several ideas running through my head when I decided to finally parody “X-Men.”  None of them were actually any good, though, so I decided to go with my foolproof backup plan, which was ask Jon to write it.  He thought of the first part of this strip on the spot, and I laughed pretty hard.

I decided to add the last three panels because I really wanted to draw Cyclops.  ’Cause he’s awesome and one of my favorites.  It always made me mad how the films never really gave him the respect he deserved.  I mean, he played a minor supporting role in “X2″ since he was brainwashed for the majority of the movie, and they killed him 15 minutes into X-Men 3!!!  And then to top it all off, in “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” they took away his optic force blasts and gave him heat vision, like Superman.  Dicks!!! >:(

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