“A poop joke?” you ask.

“Yeah, gorillas are known for eating their own poop,” I respond.

“Oh,” you say. “You are super smart and sexy, Joe.”

“I know,” I say. “But ogle these videos instead.”

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P.S. – The story of King Kong, while it may be classic, is really freakin’ lame.  Seriously, I hate these movies.  My wife and I want to shoot our own version where King Kong kills everyone.