For The Reels » 300 http://forthereels.com The Movie Parody Webcomic Mon, 02 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 y2cl#716/FTR#7: Hell’s Kitchen (300, 2007) http://forthereels.com/2009/10/04/y2cl-716-ftr-7-hells-kitchen/ http://forthereels.com/2009/10/04/y2cl-716-ftr-7-hells-kitchen/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:00:00 +0000 JoeCool http://ftr.y2cl.net/2009/10/04/y2cl-716-ftr-7-hells-kitchen/ y2cl#716/FTR#7: Hell’s Kitchen (300, 2007)

If I were one of the 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae listening to Leonidas’ boosterish speech, I’d say, “Hell?  What’s that?  Is that some new restaurant? Are they any good? Am I wearing the proper attire? Why’d you just stab me?” Get it? Because I wouldn’t know what hell is, being a believer [...]]]> y2cl#716/FTR#7: Hell’s Kitchen (300, 2007)

If I were one of the 300 Spartans at the battle of Thermopylae listening to Leonidas’ boosterish speech, I’d say, “Hell?  What’s that?  Is that some new restaurant? Are they any good? Am I wearing the proper attire? Why’d you just stab me?”

Get it? Because I wouldn’t know what hell is, being a believer in Greek mythology and Hades. And I’m annoying.

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